Carlson Is A Big Loser ... On Dancing With The Stars
So Tucker Carlson is a big loser ... again.
The conservative pundit was an early casualty on ABC's Dancing With The Stars.
Apparently, Carlson struggled with the reality show's format as much as he has in transitioning from CNN star to MSNBC ratings cellar dweller. As MSNBC's Keith Olbermann noted last night on Countdown: "(A)ny dance the man spends part of which in a chair is by definition a lap dance, lap dancing with the stars!"
Here at JABBS, we'll remain non-partisan. Forget soon-to-be-deposed Air America Radio host Jerry Springer. We're rooting for former NFL star Emmitt Smith!