Thursday, September 14, 2006

Carlson Is A Big Loser ... On Dancing With The Stars

So Tucker Carlson is a big loser ... again.

The conservative pundit was an early casualty on ABC's Dancing With The Stars.

Apparently, Carlson struggled with the reality show's format as much as he has in transitioning from CNN star to MSNBC ratings cellar dweller. As MSNBC's Keith Olbermann noted last night on Countdown: "(A)ny dance the man spends part of which in a chair is by definition a lap dance, lap dancing with the stars!"

Here at JABBS, we'll remain non-partisan. Forget soon-to-be-deposed Air America Radio host Jerry Springer. We're rooting for former NFL star Emmitt Smith!


Anonymous Horse with no Name said...

The guy is stupid AND he can't dance.

2:39 PM  
Anonymous CottonBear said...

LOL! KO KOs Tucker!

2:40 PM  
Anonymous malaise said...

I can't wait for Jon Stewart's take on Fucker's so called dancing. Poor little Richie Rich.

2:40 PM  
Anonymous CottonBear said...

It's gonna be good!

2:41 PM  
Anonymous acmejack said...

Still! When was out of lucker a "Big winner"? It must have been a typo-whatever it was meant to say "Big whiner"...

2:41 PM  
Anonymous AngryOldDem said...

Lap dance! Damn, that's EXACTLY what it was!

Once again, Olbermann. Nails. It.

2:48 PM  
Anonymous Crankie Avalon said...

You should see the video...

On the one hand, you want to give him some credit for even trying it, but he undercuts himself a lot through his general douchebaggery and especially by not dressing appropriately. I mean, one of the really nice things about ballroom dancing is seeing the women in beautiful clothes and the men in elegant ones. It would have helped his presentation a little, too. If he would have at least looked elegant, it would have mitigated his otherwise totally schlemielish carriage a little. Instead, he made the figure he cut even worse by looking like a frat boy at a kegger rather than like someone who belongs in a nice ballroom.

BTW, the professional dancer he was partnered with--WOW!!!

2:48 PM  
Anonymous EOO said...

What did Tucker Carlson do to get called a "star"?
They must have been scraping the bottom of the barrell (literally) for that one.

2:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And this story is important why? Only seems to be another person you libs can call names. 3 grade mentallity as usual.

2:45 PM  
Anonymous Angelina's Evil Twin said...

Anonymous, is it not ACCURATE to say Carlson LOST a competition in which he was the first one ELIMINATED?

Oh yeah, the POPULAR VOTE doesn't count for conservatives, right? We learned that lesson in 2000.

11:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't give a rats fat ass who lost what. I cant believe this is a subject for debate. My point is you 3 grade mentality libs cant even debate a stupid reality show without resorting to name calling. Would this have been posted if Springer was castoff first? As I think about that question I would have to say yes. And you all would have blamed to on a right wing conspiracy.

9:39 AM  

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